hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

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fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

image

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corpsepose:

happy easter

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ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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talesof4chan:

Anon tells the truth?talesof4chan.tumblr.com

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

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modifiedmuggles:

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Chad Lenjer.
@challenjer

Love it!!!

modifiedmuggles:

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Chad Lenjer.

@challenjer

Love it!!!

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